H is explaining this really boring something-or-other that he's doing on a website right this second and I'm trying not to laugh in his face because HORSE WHISPERER
I feel the 'horse whisperer' pain. When I was like 14 I put an advert in the window of our local post office advertising my babysitting service. I didn't look at the ad, just printed out a new one and paid for it to be in the window a few weeks. My brother had changed the text to say instead of being a 14-year-old looking to earn extra money by babysitting that I was a two year old looking to earn extra dogsmeat by getting angry. I never babysat again.
I like this david thorn....these r tooooo funny!!! i bet the bosses reading these daily complaints think its funny as well. we pull pranks on each other at my job all the time. sounds like simon needs to play some pranks back on david.
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Oh, this guy. Every now and then, I read his whole website, just for a pick-me-up. Love him to death.
ReplyDeleteOh poor Simon.
ReplyDeleteI like the sound of this guy.
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, thank you so much for sharing this, I needed the laughs
ReplyDeleteThe last one, genius. Thank-you for sharing this, you've made my Friday.
ReplyDeletewilliam just came in here from the other room asking what i was laughing at. now he's laughing, too.
ReplyDeleteThis sounds like classic Dwight and Jim if you like The Office. Haha love it!
ReplyDeleteLauren
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Jim, stop messing with Dwight already!
ReplyDeletethis just made my day.
ReplyDeletethis is hilarious, unless, of course you are Simon Dempsey. ;)
ReplyDeleteHAHAHHAHAA. I <3 Simon. This is so Jim & Dwight.
ReplyDeleteOh wow, having a rough morning but this seriously made me laugh- love it!
ReplyDeleteI love that site. He's really got some of the best email exchanges I've ever seen.
ReplyDeletebahaha I bet Simon deserves it
ReplyDeleteI find myself siding with Simon. David sounds like a dick! It also made me think of the Jim and Dwight dynamic. haha
ReplyDeleteH is explaining this really boring something-or-other that he's doing on a website right this second and I'm trying not to laugh in his face because HORSE WHISPERER
ReplyDeleteOMIGOD DID YOU WATCH THE ROLLER COASTER YOUTUBE ?
ReplyDeletethat's a link. but it's impossible to see.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7xI4ZKzZ1Q
I feel the 'horse whisperer' pain.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was like 14 I put an advert in the window of our local post office advertising my babysitting service.
I didn't look at the ad, just printed out a new one and paid for it to be in the window a few weeks.
My brother had changed the text to say instead of being a 14-year-old looking to earn extra money by babysitting that I was a two year old looking to earn extra dogsmeat by getting angry.
I never babysat again.
Haha yeah I kinda want to get to know this David Thorne guy now. Thanks for the laughs!
ReplyDeleteAre they 11? I have twins that are 11. Are Simon and David mocking my children?
ReplyDeleteIs this real? I am laughing but I am hoping this David person is fictional.
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteHilarious! I'd keep this guy around for a daily laugh!
ReplyDeleteHaha Lauren - I thought the exact same thing.
ReplyDeleteAwesomness.
hahaha SO FUNNY. my sister does the photobooth rollercoaster video thing too..
ReplyDeleteI like this david thorn....these r tooooo funny!!! i bet the bosses reading these daily complaints think its funny as well. we pull pranks on each other at my job all the time. sounds like simon needs to play some pranks back on david.
ReplyDeleteJim and Dwight? Try Tim and Gareth... office pranking OGs. :)
ReplyDeleteThis is awesome, thanx for sharing. I G+ you. Hope you don't mind.
ReplyDeletejim and dwight... i love it
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