I've decided to once and for all grow out my bangs. I don't know who you guys think I am, but if I'm going to spend all this time focussing on my skin, then other things are going to have to be sacrificed. All jokes aside, I really am just so tired of keeping up with my fringe. My hair grows at an absurdly fast rate, and seeing as I don't even have time to update my "About" page (as quite a few of you have noted by this point*) these days, I most certainly do not have the time to be getting bang trims once a month. Which means, they are out of here.
Now, here's why I am actually writing this post: WHERE CAN I FIND RAD BARRETTES? These bangs have gotten to the point of total mayhem. They are no longer cute if I try to still style them as bangs, but ohmygod somebody please get them off of my face PRONTO. I figured an easy solution would be to clip them back with some awesome barrettes until I can pass this awkward stage. You know, something a little more interesting than just plain bobby pins. Problem is, finding a super rad, awesome barrette (yes, even just one) seems to be an impossible task. Is this a universal problem? Am I looking in the wrong places? Is the new barrette criteria that they must all be made of felt or some sort of sparkly material... or be a flower or a bow... or even worse, a MUSTACHE? Do people really want to wear mustaches on their heads? It's all so perplexing to me. Please, weigh in.
And on that note, Marc, I really love you and all, but I don't exactly feel the need to be rocking YOUR NAME in my hair. Jackass.